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Dirtbag Zeus ¶ June 1





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    Hades: i want a wife, i got to pick my domain last, the least you could do is give me a wife.
    Zeus: totes fair. totes agree. you know what? i got just the girl for you.
    Hades: yeah?
    Zeus: yeah. the only daughter of heaven and earth. more beautiful than light itself.
    Hades: yeah?
    Zeus: yeah. Kore. princess and everything.
    Hades: cool i'm down. where she at?
    Zeus: well um
    mmmm
    well, she's being kept apart
    her mom's a bit overprotective
    she's in a garden but like
    do your man thing
    it's all good
    Hades: okay
    [exeunt Hades]

    Hera: Demeter is going to be so pissed.
    Zeus: i'm betting on it.
    you
    you think my brother is going to actually
    manage to marry Persephone?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
    he can't even get to her
    joke's so on him. prick.

    Demeter: WHAT THE FUCK
    Zeus: what?
    Demeter: WHAT THE FUCK
    THIS IS WHY I NEVER DO YOU ANYMORE
    SHE WAS
    SHE WAS GOING TO BE A VIRGIN GODDESS
    DO YOU KNOW
    HOW HARD IT IS TO KEEP HER IN THE GARDEN
    HERMES WITH THE DAMNED SANDALS
    APOLLO WITH HIS EXTENSIVE SOLOS
    EVEN ARES—DO YOU KNOW WHAT EVEN
    Zeus: shhhhhh
    shhhhhh
    shhhhh honey the men are talking
    …and what I hear you saying is mmm
    this is kind of your fault?
    maybe didn't—watch her close enough?
    who's the bad parent here?

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